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    badtvblog:

    Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

    The comment above is completely accurate

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    death-by-lulz:

    This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

    (Source: potterwholin)

    • You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
    • Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    • Friend2: "come back to bed"
    • Friend3: *various sex noises*
    • Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
    • Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
    • Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
    • Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
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